In the age of visibility, who needs privacy? What you need is anonymity.
"If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to tweet it, does it really fall? Incidentally, if every mention now requires "X, formerly Twitter," is there really a point—other than to remind us of the resounding success of this particular rebranding effort? And what becomes of the tweet and the twitterati? What, indeed, becomes of esse est tuitari?"
—The Professor, XXIV